Viraldi says:

Under what extant and legitimate law are we commanded to pray to gawd? It is said that if you are talking to gawd, you are praying; but if gawd talks to you, you are a schizophrenic. I feel good after eating a Thanksgiving feast, but in the end I feel like evacuating an entire city`s feces down the sewer; realizing that I haven`t aided my fluctuating weight problems. Is prayer like that: feel good doing it, feel like crap in the end for doing it? I don`t seem to have any return calls. It`s a good thing for believers so to speak, having to pay so many phone bills if gawd were alive with a cellular device (service tantamount to T-Mobile).